Am I a Good Parent?

"Flat Six" (flat-six) 03/16/2015 at 09:00 • Filed to: None

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My 4 year old son was sitting in the back of my car while we were waiting at a light:

Kid: Does "green light" mean go?

Me: Yes

Kid: Does "red light" mean stop?

Me: Yes

Kid: Which light means do donuts?

How would you answer ?

I said "the purple arrow light"

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Flat Six 03/16/2015 at 09:06

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All the lights.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flat Six 03/16/2015 at 09:07

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No lights mean do donuts. Specifically, "no lights" as in a roundabout.

CalzoneGolem > Flat Six 03/16/2015 at 09:13

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I would explain that the proper time to do donuts is not on public streets but in a snowy parking lot.

Flat Six > CalzoneGolem 03/16/2015 at 09:16

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Yeah you are right, trick questions get me every time.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Flat Six 03/16/2015 at 09:26

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Trick question: It's actually a number of lights, all flashing.

Frozenbuddy > Flat Six 03/16/2015 at 09:33

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It sounds like it is time to invest in some karting classes. Kid clearly has vision, and the need for speed... sideways speed.

RazoE > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/16/2015 at 09:38

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the system...is down...the system is down.....TOOO LOOO LOOO LOOO TOOOO LOOO LOO

Flat Six > Frozenbuddy 03/16/2015 at 10:14

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He's a madman on the stride bike, so maybe you are right!

Round headlight enthusiast > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/16/2015 at 10:35

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Dusty Ventures > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/16/2015 at 12:26

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